How To Make Strawberry Soup

 

Ok, now, I know what you’re thinking.  What does Strawberry Soup have to do with Femmes (other than being sweet and delicious)?  Well, Strawberry Soup is tasty, easy to make in a hurry, nice and cooling on hot summer days, is slightly erotic, and oh, is fun to drizzle on your partner (or have drizzled on you).

So. That’s why I’m writing about it

First step, get naked.  You think I’m kidding; I’m not.  Get naked, and then put on an apron. Nothing BUT the apron (it’s cold, there is no cooking involved, you’ll be safe).  My particular apron is leopard print with black ruffles, of course.

Step two, get the ingredients.  This soup is SO simple!  4 ingredients (5 if you want a garnish):

*1/2 Quart Strawberries (hulled and quartered)

*1/2 Quart Strawberry Ice Cream

*1/4 Cup Whipping Cream (although I’ve used fat-free half and half, since I had it to make Grasshoppers, and it worked just fine)

1/2 Tabelspoon Lemon Juice

Sprinkle of mint/shredded coconut/dried strawberries for a garnish

Third step, make the soup;

Mix the first 4 ingredients together in a bowl.  Stir it up to blend them together. Now put them in a blender (you may need to do it in two separate rounds, depending on the size of your blender).  Blend (complicated, but someone has got to do it!).  

Fourth step; prepare the soup;

Pour the soup into two bowls — one for you, and one for your partner.  Garnish if you’d like. Add spoons.

Fifth step; eat the soup;

Cuddle in bed, on the couch, or on the back porch.  Eat most of the soup while chatting.  Then save a little at the bottom to place a dot on their nose, or drip down your cleavage.  CLEARLY, there needs to be a shared effort in the clean up.

Final step (optional), Sex0rs!

I think you know how to do this better than I can explain.  If not, well, we’ll just have to post a “how-to” on that. Or shoot me an email at EssinEm at gmail dot com, and I’ll do my best to explain. No promises though.

Makes enough soup for two hot and horny people. Feel free to double or triple the recipe for an orgy, play party, or if you’d like left overs.

-Essin’ Em

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