ladies, gents, or none of the above:

i have to take a survey.  is anyone else anxious with anticipation for more word on the mr. man dildo or is it just this femme over here whose been up way past her bedtime several nights over the past few weeks considering the crazy joy it will bring?  ever since always aroused girl’s (aag) tantilizing review of mr. man a few months ago it’s, frankly, been hard to shake its image and potential out of my head. a silicone cock that claims to work with the naughty bits of anyone female-bodied allowing for a simulated blow job experience?! oh, *and* you can fuck with it too?? is this too good to be true or what?!

i’ll be perfectly honest. a love of giving blow jobs to cute butches and genderqueer boys of all sorts is what has me so damn excited. there are few things hotter to me than looking up at some handsome, queer butch, genderqueer, or transmasculine folk and locking eyes when your tongue and mouth are on their dicks, i do declare! i mean, blow jobs in the past have hardly been lackluster (can they really ever be?), but the potential for clit stimulation in the midst of hot and heavy cocksucking has me chomping at the bit. …oof! bad phrasing, maybe.

i’ve been so anxious for mr. man’s arrival at my local feminist sex toy shop - lucky for me it will be one of the first stores to stock mr. man - that i emailed the manufacturer, jollies, last week to get more deets about an ETA. i know, i know! i’m a woman possessed! after receiving my note (and the barrage of questions it contained), luze, the ceo of jollies, was kind enough to tell me that mr. man should be “out for production” what would now be later this week or early next week. retail value is estimated at being around $89, though there wasn’t an answer yet to my question of whether or not the first version of mr. man will be harness compatible.  aag’s blog post seemed to suggest that harness compatibility might be a feature only of a future model, while the the xbiz article posted above seems to say that the first version will be harness compatible. i’m obviously hoping for the latter.

i’ve brought mr. man up in conversation a few times lately with friends and while it has spawned interest and curiosity, it has also been surrounded by questions of logistics and whether or not mr. man will fit or take into account the different kinds and sizes of parts we all have in our knickers. so what do we think, y’all? does the mr. man sound too good to be true? does it sound like an absolute dream? do we think it’ll work? have the prayers of female-bodied folks and their blow-job-loving partners been answered?

someday soon, hopefully very soon, i will have the answer and be able to hand them off to you. in the meantime, i’m dying to know if i’m the only optimistic person out here tappin’ my foot for mr. man’s arrival in my hometown.